This shit again....

Ok, let me introduce myself and give a breakdown of what Im aiming for by taking time out of my busy schedule to dabble in this "Blogging" fuckery. (hehehe....."fuckery"! greatest word ever...)


My name is Broken Pen. also known as Louie Two-guns, Relampago (yeah, interesting story interms of how I got that name. But thats for another blog entry...) Kid Ostentatious , Donnie Brooks, Rock Luciano, Suicidal King, and a various slew of other off-the-wall aliases that sound cool and make women feint.

I like long walks in the park, small cuddly animals, reading thought provoking books, making children laugh with biting political commentary, Women with cute faces/great personalities/WONDER-ful assets (yeah son, WONDER-fucking-FUL!!) , I rap better than alot of other rappers (www.myspace.com/brokepens), I make beats better than alot of other producers (www.myspace.com/skisbetterthanyou), I like snuggling up in a bundle of covers and watching martial arts movie fight scenes on youtube, I like Bumble-bees, Obscure Breakbeats, Capoeira, Liquor with a great taste to it, and a host of other things that will make your mother blush and cross her legs once I mention them. I also say dumb shit here and there. You know, to break things up and get a giggle or two in the process.


So.... in this God-Forsaken Blog, you can expect.....

• Updates on anything "Broken Pen" related
• Insight on Hip-hop music/culture
  
• Insight on shit I feel is interesting
• Some of the most obscure videos that youtube has to offer, that will blow your fucking mind...like some seriously trippy shit, homie
• And a wide array of pleasant fuckery that will make your aunt close her eyes, bite her bottom lip and think of thoughts you dont want to think about her thinking....(I hope you're beginning to notice a pattern here....)

And to go with the fact that im not beat for being Un-organized with the "Blogging" madness, I came up with a cute little schedual to work by. It goes as follows....

• Monday-Broken Pen's view on the game/Shameless Promotion day.
• Tuesday-Interesting Youtube Video day.
• Wednesday-Wednesday Night Thought (where I attempt to get all deep and shit.)
• Thursday-God knows what I write on these days. Hell, if people actualy pay attention to this blog, I might put up interviews and shit. or have features... who the fuck knows....
• Friday-Interesting content Day. God knows what I find on the internet thats not music/youtube/porn related.

Yeah.... so thats the program. take it or leave it.

FUCK..... It's 4th of July.
got more work to do.....

so until next time....
Rebel Alliance Leader out.